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*Hey so- what...are we doing out here exactly?! WHY DID WE ONLY BRING ONE TENT?!
*Relax Josie, the boys are sleeping outside.
*Yeah Josie, we're- wait WHAT!
*Hey, I'm non-gender conforming, don't I get a spot???
*Yeah but between Evelyn and I we just don't really feel like sharing. Sorry <:(
*Fair enough. Apollo, can you use your outdoorsman skills to build us a shelter?
* ??? What outdoorsman skills?????
*Remember when you survived in the wilderness for a month??
*THAT WASN'T MY IDEA I WAS HOMELESS.....
* uh, whoops.
*OKAY OKAY- enough. Let's just make dinner and hit the hay already, we have a lot to do tomorrow.
*Which begs the question that I originally asked: what are we doing out here?
*God you never listen. Don't you remember, we're looking for clues!
*Wait, Clues for what?!
*Clues regarding the disappearance of , and what [he, she or they] has to do with the [well, wouldn't it be convenient if there were a clue here? =)].
*Riiiiiiiiiiiight. Right okay. Sounds good.
*Yup, now....where did we put the hot dogs...
*I uh- hm. Left the groceries in the car........
*Why am I hardly surprised. Apollo go get them.
*????? WHAT.
*Go get 'em tiger!
* I DON'T REALLY WANT TO DO THAT
*We believe in you!
*GOD DAMMIT. IT'S DARK AS SHIT OUT HERE AND YOU DIDNT EVEN GIVE ME A LIGHT. I DIDNT EVEN BUY THE HOT DOGS NOR DID I FORGET THEM AUGH IM THE PUNCHING BAG OF THIS FUCKING BAND.
[Apollo Stormed off in a Hurry. He left with a verbose trail of profanity.]
*He has such a way with words. In a bad way.
*That's not why you broke up with him, right?
*Huh? No, he was just really...
*Please, spill the tea.
*Ugh, nevermind. You're just gonna tell him and ruin our interpersonal band relationship.
*Ffffffffffair enough.
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[An awkward silence fills the air]
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[Suddenly, from a distance, a scream...!]
*What the hell-
*Oh god. We totally forgot about the buddy system.
*Right after we watched Blair Witch too...
*Okay now is NOT, the time for jokes. If there's anything like that THING that we saw at the [LOCATION] , Apollo could get KILLED!
*Roger roger, Josie do you have your--
*Bat? Duh.
*and Evelyn?
* I uh- I'm not too keen on fighting...
*Alright then, stay behind me. Keep your eyes peeled. Evelyn, if I die, you can take all my shit.
*Um, its okay Hop, I really don't wa--
*WE'RE COMING APOLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO!
[The trio slowly wandered from the safe glow of the campfire's light, and into the dark of the neverending night.]
to be continued...
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